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Powers include but not limited to:

The ability to produce candy instantly and pull money from childrens ears.
The ability to be financed when purchasing a 1976 dodge van with smoked octagon window.
The ability to be the stunt cock in any Mormon porn flick.
The ability to look cool while doing the point and shoot.
The creepy uncle smile perfected.

What about the ability to hold a sign out in front of the Jr. High School that reads, "girls wanted for free crustache rides" inquire at sliding door of said 1976 Dodge Van.

There you go, James!
I have the ability to be accepted while doing all that. Hey, I'll take it.