For all of you "Deer Hunters"

[James]

That's why I like to bow hunt,,, bust a deer's azz and no one knows.

....Under the cover of darkness and away from the neighbors prying eyes, JAX drags a freshly murde...ehh...deceased carcass into his garage. Next he hangs the limp carcass onto a pair of meat hooks and begins to methodically slice off various body parts. After removing every body part that he has an insatiable hunger for, he contemplates on what to do with the left over remains. After much deliberation he gets his bone saw out and begins to systematically cut the left over carcass into small pieces. And just as dawn approaches, he backs his truck into the garage and loads the ominous black garbage bags, full of small pieces. When all the bags are loaded he hops into his truck and drives off in search of a spot to dump the remains......


Hey JAX when's my order of deer jerky arriving?

 

[MikeinFresno]

I was pretty sure too, cuz that was w had always heard, til the news came out a couple of years ago that the scientists had changed their minds with the DNA evidence. I will admit that I have not looked into it, but saw it on the net.

Going back up this afternoon to look around some

http://www.blacktailcountry.com/html/blkpage.htm

 

[jackson409]

....Under the cover of darkness and away from the neighbors prying eyes, JAX drags a freshly murde...ehh...deceased carcass into his garage. Next he hangs the limp carcass onto a pair of meat hooks and begins to methodically slice off various body parts. After removing every body part that he has an insatiable hunger for, he contemplates on what to do with the left over remains. After much deliberation he gets his bone saw out and begins to systematically cut the left over carcass into small pieces. And just as dawn approaches, he backs his truck into the garage and loads the ominous black garbage bags, full of small pieces. When all the bags are loaded he hops into his truck and drives off in search of a spot to dump the remains......


Hey JAX when's my order of deer jerky arriving?

I like the way you think,,,you sure your not from Kentucky

 

[Weathergeek]

....Under the cover of darkness and away from the neighbors prying eyes, JAX drags a freshly murde...ehh...deceased carcass into his garage. Next he hangs the limp carcass onto a pair of meat hooks and begins to methodically slice off various body parts. After removing every body part that he has an insatiable hunger for, he contemplates on what to do with the left over remains. After much deliberation he gets his bone saw out and begins to systematically cut the left over carcass into small pieces. And just as dawn approaches, he backs his truck into the garage and loads the ominous black garbage bags, full of small pieces. When all the bags are loaded he hops into his truck and drives off in search of a spot to dump the remains......


Hey JAX when's my order of deer jerky arriving?

Wrong thread damn it.