Every time I go to the doctor any more, they ask me when was the last time I fell. I don’t understand why they consistently ask me this question when there’s nothing in my medical history to indicate that is a problem. So, last time I was pissed when hearing it yet again and I answered, “Three years ago I blew around a blind corner in the woods on my dirt bike and couldn’t shutdown before hitting an unexpected mudhole, causing me to slide out.”. The nurse just looked at me like a tree full of owls.