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<blockquote data-quote="bobkyle2" data-source="post: 41603" data-attributes="member: 579"><p>Enjoy <img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/static/images/smilies/smirk.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":smirk:" title="Smirk :smirk:" data-shortname=":smirk:" /></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Bad: You can't find your vibrator.</p><p>Worse: Your daughter "borrowed" it.</p><p> </p><p>Bad: You find a porn movie in your son's room.</p><p>Worse: You're in it.</p><p> </p><p>Bad: Your children are sexually active.</p><p>Worse: With each other.</p><p> </p><p>Bad: Your husband's a cross dresser.</p><p>Worse: He looks better than you.</p><p> </p><p>Good: Your son developed an interest in religion.</p><p>Bad: He's involved in Satanism.</p><p>Worse: As a sacrifice.</p><p> </p><p>Bad: Your wife wants a divorce.</p><p>Worse: She's a lawyer.</p><p> </p><p>Bad: Your wife is leaving you.</p><p>Worse: To enter a convent.</p><p> </p><p>Bad: Your wife is arrested for soliciting.</p><p>Worse: She implicates you.</p><p> </p><p>Good: Hot outdoor sex.</p><p>Bad: You're arrested.</p><p>Worse: By your husband.</p><p> </p><p>Good: The secretary said "yes."</p><p>Bad: Your wife says "no."</p><p>Worse: The secretary gets pregnant</p><p> </p><p>Good: The teacher likes your son.</p><p>Bad: Sexually.</p><p>Worse: He's gay.</p><p> </p><p>Good: You came home for a quickie.</p><p>Bad: Your wife walks in.</p><p> </p><p>Good: You get a three-day weekend.</p><p>Bad: You get the flu on Friday.</p><p> </p><p>Good: You go to see a strip show.</p><p>Bad: Your daughter's the striper</p><p> </p><p>Good: Your boyfriend's exercising.</p><p>Bad: So he'll fit in your clothes.</p><p>Worse: He looks better than you do in them.</p><p> </p><p>Good: Your car conveniently "runs out of gas."</p><p>Bad: For real.</p><p>Worse: It's 25 miles to the nearest gas station.</p><p> </p><p>Good: Your child's "waiting for Mr. Right".</p><p>Bad: Your son, that is.</p><p>Worse: He finds Mr. Right.</p><p> </p><p>Good: Your daughter's on the Pill.</p><p>Bad: She's ten</p><p> </p><p>Good: Your neighbor exercises in the nude.</p><p>Bad: She weighs 350 pounds.</p><p> </p><p>Good: Your son's doing extra credit work.</p><p>Bad: Making a sex ed video.</p><p>Worse: He's the star of it.</p><p> </p><p>Good: Your uncle leaves you a fortune.</p><p>Bad: It's counterfeit.</p><p>Worse: You're arrested for passing one of the bills.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Good: Your wife bought a porn video.</p><p>Bad: Your daughter's the star.</p><p> </p><p>Good: Your wife likes outdoor sex.</p><p>Bad: You live downtown.</p><p> </p><p>Good: Your wife meets you at the door nude.</p><p>Bad: She's coming home.</p><p> </p><p>Good: Your wife's kinky.</p><p>Bad: With the neighbors.</p><p>Worse: All of them</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/static/images/smilies/devil.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":devil:" title="Devil :devil:" data-shortname=":devil:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="bobkyle2, post: 41603, member: 579"] Enjoy :smirk: Bad: You can't find your vibrator. Worse: Your daughter "borrowed" it. Bad: You find a porn movie in your son's room. Worse: You're in it. Bad: Your children are sexually active. Worse: With each other. Bad: Your husband's a cross dresser. Worse: He looks better than you. Good: Your son developed an interest in religion. Bad: He's involved in Satanism. Worse: As a sacrifice. Bad: Your wife wants a divorce. Worse: She's a lawyer. Bad: Your wife is leaving you. Worse: To enter a convent. Bad: Your wife is arrested for soliciting. Worse: She implicates you. Good: Hot outdoor sex. Bad: You're arrested. Worse: By your husband. Good: The secretary said "yes." Bad: Your wife says "no." Worse: The secretary gets pregnant Good: The teacher likes your son. Bad: Sexually. Worse: He's gay. Good: You came home for a quickie. Bad: Your wife walks in. Good: You get a three-day weekend. Bad: You get the flu on Friday. Good: You go to see a strip show. Bad: Your daughter's the striper Good: Your boyfriend's exercising. Bad: So he'll fit in your clothes. Worse: He looks better than you do in them. Good: Your car conveniently "runs out of gas." Bad: For real. Worse: It's 25 miles to the nearest gas station. Good: Your child's "waiting for Mr. Right". Bad: Your son, that is. Worse: He finds Mr. Right. Good: Your daughter's on the Pill. Bad: She's ten Good: Your neighbor exercises in the nude. Bad: She weighs 350 pounds. Good: Your son's doing extra credit work. Bad: Making a sex ed video. Worse: He's the star of it. Good: Your uncle leaves you a fortune. Bad: It's counterfeit. Worse: You're arrested for passing one of the bills. Good: Your wife bought a porn video. Bad: Your daughter's the star. Good: Your wife likes outdoor sex. Bad: You live downtown. Good: Your wife meets you at the door nude. Bad: She's coming home. Good: Your wife's kinky. Bad: With the neighbors. Worse: All of them :devil: [/QUOTE]
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