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<blockquote data-quote="turrbodee" data-source="post: 18698" data-attributes="member: 373"><p>The Top 15 Han Solo Quotes You Need to Use in Regular Conversation</p><p></p><p>Written by Anthony Burch</p><p></p><p>here are the fifteen best Han Solo quotes (and when to say them in daily conversation), ranked in order of importance.</p><p></p><p>15. “I’ve got a bad feeling about this.”</p><p></p><p>When to say it: When you get a bad feeling, obviously</p><p></p><p>14. “Had a slight weapons malfunction, but everything's perfectly alright now. We're fine, we're all fine, here, now, thank you. How are you?”</p><p></p><p>When to say it: When your cell phone signal begins to break up</p><p></p><p>13. “No, no, NO. THIS one goes THERE, THAT one goes THERE.”</p><p></p><p>When to say it: When working on a project with a partner</p><p>This particular quote won’t make you look particularly cool or Han Solo-ish, but if you use this quote on someone and they recognize it as what Han yells to Chewie at the beginning of Empire Strikes Back, marry them. Immediately. Doesn’t matter what gender they are.</p><p></p><p>12. “Great, kid. Don’t get cocky.”</p><p></p><p>When to say it: When a friend accomplishes something</p><p></p><p>11. “Never tell me the odds!”</p><p></p><p>When to say it: When gambling</p><p></p><p>10. “Yeah, I’ll bet you have.”</p><p></p><p>When to say it: When an intergalactic bounty hunter tells you he’s been waiting a long time to bring you in</p><p></p><p>But after you say it, MAKE SURE TO SHOOT FIRST. Even if you somehow manage to “dodge” his blaster shot and return fire in self-defense, it will look nowhere near as cool as if you’d just taken the initiative and blasted the sonofabitch before he knew what hit him. Honestly, what kind of moron would even consider not having Han shoot first?</p><p></p><p>9. “Here’s where the fun begins.”</p><p></p><p>When to say it: When you’re about to enter a dangerous situation</p><p></p><p>8. “You know, sometimes I amaze even myself.”</p><p></p><p>When to say it: Anytime</p><p></p><p>use whenever you do something worthy of congratulation. And if you consider yourself an arrogant wise-ass, then everything you do is worthy of congratulation.</p><p></p><p>7. “What an incredible smell you’ve discovered!”</p><p></p><p>When to say it: Anytime you smell something awful</p><p></p><p>6. “Laugh it up, fuzzball.”</p><p></p><p>When to say it: When a fat/hairy person laughs at you</p><p></p><p>Again: not outright whiny and confrontational, but this line lets everyone know that you mean business and that you’re tired of their crap. Nobody would dare ignore an insult as unconventional-yet-harsh as “fuzzball,” but they also wouldn’t start a fight over it.</p><p></p><p>5. “Wonderful girl. Either I’m going to kill her, or I’m beginning to like her.”</p><p></p><p>When to say it: When talking about a woman you’re attracted to</p><p></p><p>It’s okay to show attraction to a woman, but not unqualified attraction. if the girl hears you use this line, her curiosity will be piqued: why does he like me? Why does he want to kill me? Such curiosity will lead her to talk to you more frequently in a teasing attempt to get you to reveal what you really think about her. So long as you never reveal the truth, the teasing will make way for flirting, and the flirting will more than likely make way for astounding amounts of unprotected sex.</p><p></p><p>4. “How we doin’?”</p><p></p><p>“Same as always.”</p><p></p><p>“That bad, huh?”</p><p></p><p>When to say it: When asking someone about their day</p><p></p><p>3. “I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to make me believe there's one all-powerful force controlling everything. There's no mystical energy field controls my destiny.”</p><p></p><p>When to say it: During a debate on religion</p><p></p><p>2. “Hey…it’s me!”</p><p>When to say it: When someone tells you to “be careful”</p><p></p><p>Who are they to doubt you? Hey, it’s you! If you weren’t the careful, clever guy you were, you’d be dead by now. You don’t need expressions of worry – you’re too cool for that. Admittedly, right after Han says this in ROTJ he steps on a twig and alerts every stormtrooper in the vicinity to his presence, but ignore that for now.</p><p></p><p></p><p>1. “I love you.”</p><p></p><p>“I know.”</p><p></p><p>When to say it: Duh</p><p></p><p>If you use this line at least once in your lifetime, you can die a happy man. It is the epitome of everything Han Solo stands for: cocky and bad-ass, yet sincere. It’s rumored that George Lucas (though he didn’t direct Empire Strikes Back, or even write its screenplay) wanted Han to tell Leia that he “loved her too,” but Harrison Ford demanded that the current version of the line we all adore so very much. Solo’s final line to Leia before getting his shit carbonite-frozen is, bar-none, the greatest moment in the entire Star Wars saga.</p><p></p><p>Han Solo knows this. That’s why he’s Han Solo. <img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/static/images/smilies/prof.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":prof:" title="Professor :prof:" data-shortname=":prof:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="turrbodee, post: 18698, member: 373"] The Top 15 Han Solo Quotes You Need to Use in Regular Conversation Written by Anthony Burch here are the fifteen best Han Solo quotes (and when to say them in daily conversation), ranked in order of importance. 15. “I’ve got a bad feeling about this.” When to say it: When you get a bad feeling, obviously 14. “Had a slight weapons malfunction, but everything's perfectly alright now. We're fine, we're all fine, here, now, thank you. How are you?” When to say it: When your cell phone signal begins to break up 13. “No, no, NO. THIS one goes THERE, THAT one goes THERE.” When to say it: When working on a project with a partner This particular quote won’t make you look particularly cool or Han Solo-ish, but if you use this quote on someone and they recognize it as what Han yells to Chewie at the beginning of Empire Strikes Back, marry them. Immediately. Doesn’t matter what gender they are. 12. “Great, kid. Don’t get cocky.” When to say it: When a friend accomplishes something 11. “Never tell me the odds!” When to say it: When gambling 10. “Yeah, I’ll bet you have.” When to say it: When an intergalactic bounty hunter tells you he’s been waiting a long time to bring you in But after you say it, MAKE SURE TO SHOOT FIRST. Even if you somehow manage to “dodge” his blaster shot and return fire in self-defense, it will look nowhere near as cool as if you’d just taken the initiative and blasted the sonofabitch before he knew what hit him. Honestly, what kind of moron would even consider not having Han shoot first? 9. “Here’s where the fun begins.” When to say it: When you’re about to enter a dangerous situation 8. “You know, sometimes I amaze even myself.” When to say it: Anytime use whenever you do something worthy of congratulation. And if you consider yourself an arrogant wise-ass, then everything you do is worthy of congratulation. 7. “What an incredible smell you’ve discovered!” When to say it: Anytime you smell something awful 6. “Laugh it up, fuzzball.” When to say it: When a fat/hairy person laughs at you Again: not outright whiny and confrontational, but this line lets everyone know that you mean business and that you’re tired of their crap. Nobody would dare ignore an insult as unconventional-yet-harsh as “fuzzball,” but they also wouldn’t start a fight over it. 5. “Wonderful girl. Either I’m going to kill her, or I’m beginning to like her.” When to say it: When talking about a woman you’re attracted to It’s okay to show attraction to a woman, but not unqualified attraction. if the girl hears you use this line, her curiosity will be piqued: why does he like me? Why does he want to kill me? Such curiosity will lead her to talk to you more frequently in a teasing attempt to get you to reveal what you really think about her. So long as you never reveal the truth, the teasing will make way for flirting, and the flirting will more than likely make way for astounding amounts of unprotected sex. 4. “How we doin’?” “Same as always.” “That bad, huh?” When to say it: When asking someone about their day 3. “I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to make me believe there's one all-powerful force controlling everything. There's no mystical energy field controls my destiny.” When to say it: During a debate on religion 2. “Hey…it’s me!” When to say it: When someone tells you to “be careful” Who are they to doubt you? Hey, it’s you! If you weren’t the careful, clever guy you were, you’d be dead by now. You don’t need expressions of worry – you’re too cool for that. Admittedly, right after Han says this in ROTJ he steps on a twig and alerts every stormtrooper in the vicinity to his presence, but ignore that for now. 1. “I love you.” “I know.” When to say it: Duh If you use this line at least once in your lifetime, you can die a happy man. It is the epitome of everything Han Solo stands for: cocky and bad-ass, yet sincere. It’s rumored that George Lucas (though he didn’t direct Empire Strikes Back, or even write its screenplay) wanted Han to tell Leia that he “loved her too,” but Harrison Ford demanded that the current version of the line we all adore so very much. Solo’s final line to Leia before getting his shit carbonite-frozen is, bar-none, the greatest moment in the entire Star Wars saga. Han Solo knows this. That’s why he’s Han Solo. :prof: [/QUOTE]
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