New Guy Here From Alaska

Welcome!
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Can I get a polar bear coat?
......and some eskimo porn?

No yellow snow cone :naughty:
hahaha. the funny thing is ive never seen a polar bear coat. It think its illegal to hunt them, even here.
eskimo porn will be hard to come by, my friend. those secretive sex addicts dont have cameras.
and ill be sure to mail you a yellow snow cone. It may only be piss by the time it gets there, but who cares? alaskan quality.
 
hahaha. the funny thing is ive never seen a polar bear coat. It think its illegal to hunt them, even here.
eskimo porn will be hard to come by, my friend. those secretive sex addicts dont have cameras.
and ill be sure to mail you a yellow snow cone. It may only be piss by the time it gets there, but who cares? alaskan quality.

Mail my Yellow snocone to CDA... He lives in Californis so the shipping is cheaper...thanks :thumb:
Naturaledge will have to wait for his midget eskimo porn then...
 

James

Staff member
hahaha. the funny thing is ive never seen a polar bear coat. It think its illegal to hunt them, even here.
eskimo porn will be hard to come by, my friend. those secretive sex addicts dont have cameras.
and ill be sure to mail you a yellow snow cone. It may only be piss by the time it gets there, but who cares? alaskan quality.
:thumb: I like this one, he has a sense of humor. :lol::cry::lol:
 

James

Staff member
We have a racing series. Its not quite as unorthodox as I may have made it sound, lol. Many people really do have private tracks, but most people wont let you ride there, because they're...well, private. There is basically one public track in each major city. The most popular motocross organization up here is the Anchorage Racing Lions Motocross. It is named after the city of anchorage (largest city in Alaska, where I live) and they maintain most of those public tracks. You have to pay to join, but then you can participate in organized races on groomed tracks. we have a racing series for quite a few cities (anchorage, kenai, fairbanks, etc.) and a State series, with the races for the state series being held in various cities.
Isn't everything spread apart like crazy up there? How far do you have to go ride?
 
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Isn't everything spread apart like crazy up there? How far do you have to go ride?
Well Alaska is crazy big, but most of the major cities where normal people like you and me live (not eskimos) are relatively close to each other. By relatively close, I mean all of the major cities are within 1000 miles from each other, although most are within 300-400. Fairbanks is probably the farthest away out of the various cities the anchorage racing lions races in, and its about an 8 hour drive. Take a look at a map of AK and youll see what i mean.
 
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