Magic Mushrooms

I got up this morning and looked out the window and wondered, "What's with all the soccer balls in my yard?"

I walked out and shit myself...

They were mushrooms! I know this is not dirt bike related, but these are the biggest shrooms in the world. I put a quart of oil on top of them for a size reference. (Hey, it's MC oil at least!)

Now where am I gonna find a steak big enough to cook with them?
You think I'm kidding? These are one of three species that I am comfortable with picking and eating, "Calvatia Gigantea" is their name. These things are still growing, and they easily weigh 4 lbs a piece. I'm thinking breaded and fried in garlic and olive oil with some melted mozzarella cheese and sliced pancetta....:thinking:
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They say that a shroom this big has 7 trillion spores in it. If each spore were to grow to the size of the ones I have, they would be 800 times the weight of the earth.

http://blog.mycology.cornell.edu/2006/10/26/giant-puffballs-calvatia-gigantea/
That's interesting Buck :thumb: They also say that my nuts have 7 trillion members of the L'il N-Edge swim team. If each team member grew to the size I am, they would be 900 times the weight of the earth. :prof:
Naturaledgesfactsofscience.com
 
That's interesting Buck :thumb: They also say that my nuts have 7 trillion members of the L'il N-Edge swim team. If each team member grew to the size I am, they would be 900 times the weight of the earth. :prof:
Naturaledgesfactsofscience.com

You are fucked up...That's why I like you!

I went to a good concert the other day...It was a band called "Collective Soul"

SQUIRREL!!!!

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Me too, I see shrooms all the time when I am out hunting and I don't know one from another so I play it safe and stay away from all of them, well except one. I know the morel mushrooms, and damn they are the bomb diggity, :drool:
 
yea i love me some mushrooms.

ohh man id make a bomb ass spaghetti sauce then i would cut a bunch int squares and do a deep dish pizza with the squirrel and other meat you kill.
 
That's interesting Buck :thumb: They also say that my nuts have 7 trillion members of the L'il N-Edge swim team. If each team member grew to the size I am, they would be 900 times the weight of the earth. :prof:
Naturaledgesfactsofscience.com

If you that's impressive I've got a.................. Come on N'Edge, you know I've told you AT LEAST 10 million times NOT to exagerate :naughty: and here ya go with the eleventy miliionth... :facepalm:...... :gibbs:
 
Prime Rib with sauted mushrooms.... :clap:...... :panic:..... :drool: Excuse me sir, may I ask how you found your prime rib???? well, I moved over this here skull of a mushroom and there it was! :smirk:
 
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