James and kyle are likely the only 2 who will understand this..

Nighthawk016

Nighthawk016

Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Indiana...If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you may live in Indiana. If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't even work there, you may live in Indiana. If you've worn shorts and a jacket at the same time, you may live in Indiana. If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Indiana. If "vacation" means going anywhere south of Fort Wayne for the weekend, you may live in Indiana. If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Indiana. If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Indiana. If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, you may live in Indiana. If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in Indiana. If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both doors unlocked, you may live in Indiana. If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Indiana. If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you may live in Indiana. If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -you're going 80 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Indiana. If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you may live in Indiana. If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you may live in Indiana. If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may live in Indiana. If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly", you may live in Indiana
 
James

James

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If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't even work there, you may live in Indiana.
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:lol: That's Goshen. :bonk:
If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Indiana.
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:lol: We do do that. :facepalm:
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Indiana
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A buddy has already hit 3 this year. :bonk:
If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, you may live in Indiana.
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:lol: Done that before.
If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in Indiana.
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I know somebody who can't drive in 30 degree weather without white knuckling it ....cough....Rack....cough. :smirk: :stirthepot:
If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both doors unlocked, you may live in Indiana.
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That's cause you'll get shot if you "break in". :lol:
If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Indiana.
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:thumb: Use them a couple times a year, mostly to bail other people out. Also add a tow strap for winter.
If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -you're going 80 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Indiana.
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:lol: No that's Michigan, seriously I don't think anybody drives under 65. :shocked:
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you may live in Indiana.
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:prof: There are only 2 seasons....riding season and snowboarding season. :ride: :snowboard:
If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly", you may live in Indiana
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:lol: That's Edge
 
rezrider

rezrider

If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -you're going 80 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Indiana.

This must be true nation wide.....OR because everyone that drives like that in Ca is from the midwest and says WE don't know how to drive ... :lol:
 
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