Bullhead City, AZ.

[ryan426]

Just out of prison, where I earned several degrees in nuclear and quantum physics, I have started up a business engraving Shakespeare's monologues onto acorns. In my spare time I move clouds, and collect horse hair and sealing wax. I have a pet kangaroo and a tame log that live with me. I'm head of a group that is in the final planning stages to move the Rockies from Canada to Holland, as the Dutch denizens deserve a place to climb, ski and snowboard. One day I hope to fulfill my dream of amassing the world's largest collection of monochromatic photographs of potato eyes, shot under water.

 

[SRAD97750]

Awesome. Our goals are one in the same. Cheers! -BIG DAN

 

[bobkyle2]

..... Welcome

 

[johnrunner]

 

[rezrider]

Just out of prison, where I earned several degrees in nuclear and quantum physics, I have started up a business engraving Shakespeare's monologues onto acorns. In my spare time I move clouds, and collect horse hair and sealing wax. I have a pet kangaroo and a tame log that live with me. I'm head of a group that is in the final planning stages to move the Rockies from Canada to Holland, as the Dutch denizens deserve a place to climb, ski and snowboard. One day I hope to fulfill my dream of amassing the world's largest collection of monochromatic photographs of potato eyes, shot under water.

..... Welcome

My response exactly.... .... being partly of the Dutch persuasion I do like the idea of moving the Rockies to Holland.

 

[rezrider]

Serves em right... I needed one of those fork thing-a-majiggies to keep them from compressing too far ()...

 

[Travace]

welcome to the spot... you sound like my kinda peoples

 

[jackson409]

that has to be the most entertaining intro to date. you're definitely gonna fit right in around here. welcome to the site.

 

[Peezy]

i also have a log, but not nice one bit, any tips to on how to tame it?

Welcome to the forums.

 

[PALMER84ONE]

Welcome on the board but I call And I am ready to kick your ass for such a lie! Just like I had to do with the rest of these pussies on this board. So, do you ride or are you just a troll!

 

[Peezy]

I will so have my log attack you

Welcome on the board but I call And I am ready to kick your ass for such a lie! Just like I had to do with the rest of these pussies on this board. So, do you ride or are you just a troll!

I will so have my log attack you!!!! I lock the doors in case I'm attacked

 

[PALMER84ONE]

Whatever! I have had a pet rock since the 60's. You are all a bunch of followers, try leading some time and see if that helps!

 

[ryan426]

Welcome on the board but I call And I am ready to kick your ass for such a lie! Just like I had to do with the rest of these pussies on this board. So, do you ride or are you just a troll!

I ride like the way I fmx yur bitch

 

[PALMER84ONE]

Ryan nice sig line,

The older you get the faster you were is correct. I am still not old enough, I still have stupid I haven't used...

 

[ryan426]

Ryan nice sig line,

I still have stupid I haven't used...

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^....hahahahahaha good 1!