worst bike ever?

2strokesteve89

2strokesteve89

every body has they're own opinion on the worst bike ever.whats your choice and why? for me, it's the 1996 rmx 250. just a gutless motor that couldn't pull a dick outa shorts, a suspension even adjusted to stiffest settings would bottom out quicker than tim tebow's career , a swing arm that would whip you around like a rag doll, the rear brake lever was as hard to find as my cousin who owes me 5 bucks,the seat was hard,the stickers fell off quickly,the bars would bend like a romanian gymnast and the was clutch was as grabby as a kleptomaniac at walgreens, just kind of an all around pile of crap. i know there are worse rides out there, thats just mine.
 
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johnrunner

By the time I finished reading your post, I had already forgotten which bike you were speaking of. All I could remember was the lesson I just learned on the usage of similes and metaphors.
 
bobkyle2

bobkyle2

2strokesteve89:
every body has they're own opinion on the worst bike ever.whats your choice and why? for me, it's the 1996 rmx 250. just a gutless motor that couldn't pull a dick outa shorts, a suspension even adjusted to stiffest settings would bottom out quicker than tim tebow's career , a swing arm that would whip you around like a rag doll, the rear brake lever was as hard to find as my cousin who owes me 5 bucks,the seat was hard,the stickers fell off quickly,the bars would bend like a romanian gymnast and the was clutch was as grabby as a kleptomaniac at walgreens, just kind of an all around pile of crap. i know there are worse rides out there, thats just mine.
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Suzuki FTW :forman:
 
rezrider

rezrider

2strokesteve89:
every body has they're own opinion on the worst bike ever.whats your choice and why? for me, it's the 1996 rmx 250. just a gutless motor that couldn't pull a dick outa shorts, a suspension even adjusted to stiffest settings would bottom out quicker than tim tebow's career , a swing arm that would whip you around like a rag doll, the rear brake lever was as hard to find as my cousin who owes me 5 bucks,the seat was hard,the stickers fell off quickly,the bars would bend like a romanian gymnast and the was clutch was as grabby as a kleptomaniac at walgreens, just kind of an all around pile of crap. i know there are worse rides out there, thats just mine.
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I think 2tSteve can give N'edge a run for his money with his quips.... 5 in one post!!! impressive... :shocked:...

N'Edge, you're up!!!! :popcorn:
 
rezrider

rezrider

Rack:
What else do these guys up in the frozen tundra have to do other than play with their imagination?
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you've got a point there... I didn't notice till you mentioned it that he's from the great white north....

Hey 2tSteve, could you use a good "bear huntin" dog up there??? :devil:... part HOund to find the bear and part Heeler to help kick it's ass... :smirk:
 
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ossagp

The one I had that I was happiest to see leave, was my 1969 Sachs. The RMX described (the ones I rode weren't like the one "steve" was unfortunate enough to run across) would have been pleasure. Far fewer "neutrals". But that is like any other motorcycle I have ridden before or since.
 
2strokesteve89

2strokesteve89

ossagp:
The one I had that I was happiest to see leave, was my 1969 Sachs. The RMX described (the ones I rode weren't like the one "steve" was unfortunate enough to run across) would have been pleasure. Far fewer "neutrals". But that is like any other motorcycle I have ridden before or since.
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a rick sieman reference, good
 
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